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Tamra and Simon, the divorce drama is anticlimactic because it’s all been news before and Tamra blabbed about it on Andy Cohen’s Gay Variety Hour. I mean Watch What Happens Live.
Lynn, I’m sorry, but “They were all the way at the end of the limo”. And to top it off…”It was a big limo”. FOR REALS LYNN??? Ridiculous. Your teenage daughters were drunk on national television. That will follow them forever. Sadly Lynn your dress will not follow your forever. It can’t even follow your butt anywhere because it doesn’t reach the bottom of it. I will continue to be disturbed by that for the rest of the year. And I think one of your daughters had a growth on her lip.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. The clothes. This is not called the ‘Metro Husbands (who maybe fooled around with each other) or Orange County’.
Tamra your gay friend had too much screen time. He was awful.
LYNN ONCE AGAIN THAT DRESS! My gosh I hope no priests are watching.
Gretchen I love your laugh. I would have liked your dress more without the belt. And without Slade attached.
Way to be incognito Ryan. How many states are you wanted in right now? NUGGET!
Vicki even though you are a little ridiculous, I think you and your family are the most normal and I thank you for that.
PS WHO PAID FOR THIS PARTY??? It is forced and it is lame. Just like Alexis’ mom’s plastic surgery. And her makeup.
Let me tell you why I love and most identify with the New York housewives. Bethenny, I love you. I want to be you. But that being said, I worked at a country club on Long Island for seven years as a caddy (read: Women paid me well to handle their putters and run slowly away from them). My clients were very similar to Jill and Ramona and Bethenny and LuAnn, it depended on the day. Thus, I have a special place in my heart for these women and their peers.
With that being said, on with the blogging!!
Okay so so far…the Count is NOT in the opening credits. And Bethenny (who we all know is pregnant) has a HOT NEW MAN.
Yes Jill…there should always be food!! Ramona that hair…thank goodness you want to look your age. But WHOOOOOAAA put that bikini top away. Glad you are RENEWED haha. Tru Renewal!
PLEASE GO HERE and watch this. It’s my life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zned6m3RwU&feature=PlayList&p=00FC1504FEE9D4A3&index=51
JILL your earrings on the yacht. I LOVE THEM. And your face after you tell Joni Ramona is cheap. AMAZING.
Alex you’re not pretty enough for this. Sorry hun.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO Jill and Bethenny you have to be together forever!!!
Bethenny: ‘You’re a stylist? How much are they paying you to stick pasties on me and stick a bandaid on my cooch?’ You are gorgeous. I can’t take it. How ironic is it that your new boyfriend’s name is Jason? Ahhh
LuAnn your OUTFIT on the yacht my gosh. Is that a suggestion in your book?
Ramona can you speak…mountain out of a holemill?? Here we go…Bring on the CRAZY EYES!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaand Ramona fell of the wagon 18 minutes into season 3. Yessssssssss.
Joni shut up. You just want to be a housewife. Like me.
And we’re all wondering….wheeeeeeeeere’s Kelly?
BETHENNY why can’t I be your assistant??? PS Your tan looks a little muddled. Like Robin Williams says about Pierce Brosnan in Mrs. Doubtfire? And you’re definitely drunk when Jason walks in and he’s HOT! And maybe gay. And looks better in candid footage than in close up interviews. But still hot.
AHHHH Jill and Ramona and Kelly ahhhhhh you’re all friends!!
Sidebar…If even Kelly Bensimon is saying she doesn’t want Mr. Right Now, maybe I should heed that advice. End sidebar.
Omgggg Bethenny a whole Skinny Girl car…oy. WOW sparks are flying two seconds in to this drinks meeting…LuAnn you are being a little ridiculous. Invite doesn’t mean ANYTHING. Why are you two even meeting??? Exactly Bethenny, the pleasantries. Agreed. Bethenny I think you’re getting a liiiiiittle big for your britches but at the same time I applaud you for being honest with LuAnn about the long drive for drinks. Remember Countess LuAnn? Please open MRS. De la Sepps door? HAHA.
Saaaaaaad that this is the way the dumb drag queen comment was actually used. I was hoping for a bigger moment than this.
These moments for the upcoming season are something else….please keep me watching New York!! Honestly I wonder if this season was such a good idea…oy. How different.
PS After reading THIS interview with Tenley…I love her more! http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/bachelor-bachelorette-tenley-molzahn-had-feeling-it-wouldnt-be-her-10524.php
Have a wonderful and amazing day and night and weekend!!! I’ll be in NJ and PA all weekend and then down to Dover for Sunday night…ahh!! Excited to not travel so much next week.
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ReplyDeleteTamra and Simon, the divorce drama is anticlimactic because it’s all been news before and Tamra blabbed about it on Andy Cohen’s Gay Variety Hour. I mean Watch What Happens Live.
Lynn, I’m sorry, but “They were all the way at the end of the limo”. And to top it off…”It was a big limo”. FOR REALS LYNN??? Ridiculous. Your teenage daughters were drunk on national television. That will follow them forever. Sadly Lynn your dress will not follow your forever. It can’t even follow your butt anywhere because it doesn’t reach the bottom of it. I will continue to be disturbed by that for the rest of the year. And I think one of your daughters had a growth on her lip.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. The clothes. This is not called the ‘Metro Husbands (who maybe fooled around with each other) or Orange County’.
Tamra your gay friend had too much screen time. He was awful.
LYNN ONCE AGAIN THAT DRESS! My gosh I hope no priests are watching.
Gretchen I love your laugh. I would have liked your dress more without the belt. And without Slade attached.
Way to be incognito Ryan. How many states are you wanted in right now? NUGGET!
Vicki even though you are a little ridiculous, I think you and your family are the most normal and I thank you for that.
PS WHO PAID FOR THIS PARTY??? It is forced and it is lame. Just like Alexis’ mom’s plastic surgery. And her makeup.
Let me tell you why I love and most identify with the New York housewives. Bethenny, I love you. I want to be you. But that being said, I worked at a country club on Long Island for seven years as a caddy (read: Women paid me well to handle their putters and run slowly away from them). My clients were very similar to Jill and Ramona and Bethenny and LuAnn, it depended on the day. Thus, I have a special place in my heart for these women and their peers.
ReplyDeleteWith that being said, on with the blogging!!
Okay so so far…the Count is NOT in the opening credits. And Bethenny (who we all know is pregnant) has a HOT NEW MAN.
Yes Jill…there should always be food!! Ramona that hair…thank goodness you want to look your age. But WHOOOOOAAA put that bikini top away. Glad you are RENEWED haha. Tru Renewal!
PLEASE GO HERE and watch this. It’s my life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zned6m3RwU&feature=PlayList&p=00FC1504FEE9D4A3&index=51
JILL your earrings on the yacht. I LOVE THEM. And your face after you tell Joni Ramona is cheap. AMAZING.
Alex you’re not pretty enough for this. Sorry hun.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO Jill and Bethenny you have to be together forever!!!
Bethenny: ‘You’re a stylist? How much are they paying you to stick pasties on me and stick a bandaid on my cooch?’ You are gorgeous. I can’t take it.
How ironic is it that your new boyfriend’s name is Jason? Ahhh
LuAnn your OUTFIT on the yacht my gosh. Is that a suggestion in your book?
Ramona can you speak…mountain out of a holemill?? Here we go…Bring on the CRAZY EYES!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaand Ramona fell of the wagon 18 minutes into season 3. Yessssssssss.
Joni shut up. You just want to be a housewife. Like me.
And we’re all wondering….wheeeeeeeeere’s Kelly?
BETHENNY why can’t I be your assistant??? PS Your tan looks a little muddled. Like Robin Williams says about Pierce Brosnan in Mrs. Doubtfire? And you’re definitely drunk when Jason walks in and he’s HOT! And maybe gay. And looks better in candid footage than in close up interviews. But still hot.
AHHHH Jill and Ramona and Kelly ahhhhhh you’re all friends!!
Sidebar…If even Kelly Bensimon is saying she doesn’t want Mr. Right Now, maybe I should heed that advice. End sidebar.
Omgggg Bethenny a whole Skinny Girl car…oy. WOW sparks are flying two seconds in to this drinks meeting…LuAnn you are being a little ridiculous. Invite doesn’t mean ANYTHING. Why are you two even meeting??? Exactly Bethenny, the pleasantries. Agreed. Bethenny I think you’re getting a liiiiiittle big for your britches but at the same time I applaud you for being honest with LuAnn about the long drive for drinks. Remember Countess LuAnn? Please open MRS. De la Sepps door? HAHA.
Saaaaaaad that this is the way the dumb drag queen comment was actually used. I was hoping for a bigger moment than this.
These moments for the upcoming season are something else….please keep me watching New York!! Honestly I wonder if this season was such a good idea…oy. How different.
PS After reading THIS interview with Tenley…I love her more!
http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/bachelor-bachelorette-tenley-molzahn-had-feeling-it-wouldnt-be-her-10524.php
Have a wonderful and amazing day and night and weekend!!! I’ll be in NJ and PA all weekend and then down to Dover for Sunday night…ahh!! Excited to not travel so much next week.
Love,
Chris